Lorde Moonlights as a Babysitter?

August 11, 2017

Apparently when pop-singer Lorde is not busy touring the world or making hit music, she wants to moonlight as a babysitter at $9 an hour. See Lorde’s babysitting audition below.

Lorde lives in New Zealand but I thought maybe when she’s in Austin she might want to babysit my kids. So, I plan on trolling her on various social media outlets in hopes of her catching a glimpse of my fictitious children. I threw in some puppies for good measure because everyone loves puppies. Wish me luck.