Unknown Blogger - Elsa Arrested for Frozen Arctic Storm

January 30, 2019
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BREAKING NEWS - I have it from an extremely unreliable source that Elsa has been arrested by the Richmond Illinois Police Department for unlawful use of "cold weather." Elsa is alleged to be the cause of the artic front that has ushered in record freezing temperatures across the Midwest. When asked for comment Elsa coldly responded, "Let it go, let it go. The cold never bothered me anyway."