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Unknown Blogger - Mix 94.7 - Bluebonnets

Unknown Blogger - It's Bluebonnet Season Y'all

Its bluebonnet season here in Texas so y’all know what that means... time to pull your car over on a busy highway and snap a couple photos with you and your loved ones while you wait for an auto accident to occur. As you might imagine, I don't have loved ones to share bluebonnet moments with but I...
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Unknown Blogger: Tiny Hands Throwback

Ladies! Do you have tiny hands and somehow missed the Tiny Hands Makeup Challenge from 2018? Fear not! Makeup artist Jaime French to the rescue! You're welcome. Video of TINY HANDS MAKEUP CHALLENGE!
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Unknown Blogger - Elsa Arrested for Frozen Arctic Storm

BREAKING NEWS - I have it from an extremely unreliable source that Elsa has been arrested by the Richmond Illinois Police Department for unlawful use of "cold weather." Elsa is alleged to be the cause of the artic front that has ushered in record freezing temperatures across the Midwest. When asked...
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The Unknown Blogger: Extraterrestrials on Their Way to Save Earth

Astronomers from Harvard University have published a new paper outlining the possibility that a huge, cigar-shaped rock that entered our solar system in October 2017 may have been an alien spaceship. The rock, spaceship or whatever the heck it is, was named 'Oumuamua, which I think is Hawaiian for...
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The Unknown Blogger - McRib Returns?

The wait is over! The McDonald’s McRib returns starting Monday, Oct. 29, 2018. But wait! The mighty McRib is only coming to 9,000 select McDonald’s locations (there are nearly 14,000 locations in the U.S). Finding a McRib might be like finding a winning Willy Wonka golden ticket. What if you never...
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The Unknown Blogger & Punxsutawney Phil

Well today is February 2nd and you know what that means… Valentine’s Day, the holiday we all love to hate, is only 12 days away? No, silly. Today is Groundhog Day! Hooray! This is the day Pennsylvanians would rather get their weather forecast from a prognosticating rodent rather than a semi-sober...
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Lorde Moonlights as a Babysitter?

Apparently when pop-singer Lorde is not busy touring the world or making hit music, she wants to moonlight as a babysitter at $9 an hour. See Lorde’s babysitting audition below. Lorde lives in New Zealand but I thought maybe when she’s in Austin she might want to babysit my kids. So, I plan on...
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